Kenyan men have no idea why city women love Nigerian men to bits. Some of our women will even trek through Sahara Desert without water just to get one. Indeed, ‘Oga’ men have a way of wrapping local women around their west African fingers.
Here are 10 reasons Nairobi women would die to have a Naija broda:
1. Visa holders are ‘mwaah!’
My dear Mogaka, you can keep your Nyamira Express bus ticket, we are flying to Lagos Oh! Kenyan women naturally love visa holders, especially west Africans. Tanzania, UG men...
Nah! Naija brodas are their free ticket out of Kenya - because being hitched to a local dude is being ‘stuck!’
2. Hyped up lies
Ironically, most women know when Benny Adeniji is lying through his Yoruba teeth, but Rosalia Akinyi still chooses to stick with him so that one day she will be Rosalia Akinyi-Adeniji. Akinyi hopes one day Adeniji’s lies will translate to all those riches and travel plans he has been yapping about.
3. We are flashy Oh!
Chinedu owns a Sh100k Giorgio Armani suit, but lives in a Sh15,000 SQ along Mombasa Road. Chinedu has not a hair out of place. And Shiru cares less about his two sufurias since Chinedu can shake up her rural Mucatha when he drops there to see his in-laws in a chopper.
Isn’t that more glamorous than hanging around Njoro who lives in Banana and only owns one three-buttoned oversize suit and moccasins
4.Talking big, loudly
Ikechukwu will promise Mwikali heaven and earth (both based in Abuja), and baby prepare yourself, we might be going to watch the Rio Olympics live!
But all that big talk will never see the light of day. However, Mwikali is hooked since the big talk sounds better than Kasyoki bragging about finally finishing to pay to pay for a 50x100 plot along Kangundo Road!
5. Boy, some Ogas are loaded
Not every Naija dude is a poser. Some actually have real jobs, real money and outlined ambitions. Kerubo would rather have loaded Allan Ademola to a Kenyan equivalent in Jonnah Onkwani who also has dough.
6. Carrot and stick tactics
Daudi Obinna will have Erica Gathoni on a leash as she waits to visit Oslo Norway only to later learn the air ticket and hotel bookings are not materialising two years after paying his rent long Ngong Road.
7. We will visit Enugu State, dear
If the furthest a woman has travelled in her lifetime is Mombasa, setting foot in Enugu State and seeing Nigerian ‘live, live’ and not from Naija movies, might be a dream come true. Flying out to visit in-laws in Enugu with Danny Obichukwu is ‘gistier’ than taking a rusty matatu (or Probox) to Gaichanjiru with Joram Kamande Githendu.
8. Ogas have time
Time automatically translates to attention and that’s how Georgie Odafin will notice that your tiny toe finger polish has chipped off. Odafin will accompany Scarlet Anyango to salons and wait for her to get the Peruvian weave sewn on her Homa Bay head. Isn’t such tabia kukaliwa for a Kenyan man
9. Random zawadis
Ohiagbaji can buy Anita Mwende a Range Rover as mid January random gift, which she will have to dispose of due to that small matter of maintenance and survival, but give credit Ohiagbaji. He actually tried. Your Kenyan Ochuodho guy will only get you a make up gift after cheating!
10. Ogas have bravado
Julius Ojo will fly to Nairobi, flush his passport down the toilet and when arrested, start speaking in rapid Dholuo to bewildered Odiero cops. Women love that dash of danger that spurs imaginations of how adventurous Ojo can be between the sheets. Kenyan men, meanwhile, are afraid of Alcoblow!
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